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OMG, I'm totes gonna' vom.
Could you please not use that word.
I had a female dog that died.
"Everybody ready to go?"
"I dunno, everybody got both sleeves?"
"I wish I was still in school...I miss being mentally challenged."
"When in Rome in Vegas."
"I'm pacing myself..."
"One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, Drink!"
"Will the real Jim Slady please stand up!"
You're the one who mooos in bed.
Party in the United States of Broken English
"What's that say?""Pla...Plat...Pluhtypis."
